Anyone who loves horses knows well what it means to follow one's heart–often boldly into untrodden territory. It is in this spirit that I write to inform you that Hands Hooves Hearts Equine Massage Therapy is evolving. As of today, HHH will no longer be serving equine clients. HHH is now strictly a bovine massage practice, and will henceforth operate as Hands Hooves Hearts Bovine Massage Therapy.
I'd like to thank each of you for supporting HHH in its equine massage manifestation over the years, and I sincerely look forward to fulfilling all your bovine massage needs into the future. Same rates apply.
All the best,
It has come to HHH's attention that there does, in fact, already exist another bovine massage therapist, and that his practice is thriving. Though I appreciate the unwavering support you've shown in the face of HHH's recent shakeup, I have decided to let YouTube user ZippythePinhead continue to enjoy his market noncompetitively.
HHH will once again resume its equine massage practice, and all previously scheduled horse massages will proceed as before. Thank you for sticking with HHH though its changing hooves and hearts. It's good to be back.
PS – Happy April Fools Day!